There was so much room for “Utah Jazz Hands” in there. What an idiot.
Fuck you!
Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.
I really, really hope he goes to Boston. But at this point, we can all admit it would be fucking hilarious if he doesn’t.
“hold something back! Make me wonder! Filmmaking 101, assholes.”
I understand that the directors of the Han Solo movie were fired for basically turning Han Solo into Ace Ventura. The funny thing is, though, that’s kinda what Han Solo was.
Big deal, Gordie Howe played for seven years in minor league hockey while he was in his 80s, four of those while he was technically dead.
Never tell me the odds!
+2 weirdly angular thumbs up.
We’re all watching a predator at work.
There was never anything particularly special about the Triangle offense. It was just another offense, even in its…
I’d say throw the book at this guy but he’d probably just use it to conceal his erection.
Getting so tantalizingly close to printing MRI’s of a model who has swallowed a bathing suit. Now that’s something I can hide under a mattress!
Dat ass doe!
oh hey, it’s Donald Trump’s panty line, cool cool cool, barfing forever
This proves that Trump loves the support that he receives from all of his tighty whiteys.
Technical term for that is a yule log.
He’s a habitual line stepper.
Can we just play through this Presidency?