Yeah genius?! Well if they’re so great without Phil then how come none of them are in the NBA anymore!?

What does conflate mean

And I’m still in the grays. Whatta world.

He’d just escape: The prison is just two triangles.

Why is there a toad sitting next to Louie CK?

Bears, raccoons and humans are all basically the same species when it comes right down to it. Omnivorous, opportunistic hammock-dwellers.

Hi Jon, could you post a selfie so Barry can see what you look like?

*makes fart noise nonstop for minutes until everyone gets annoyed and leaves the room*

If only the Bucks had some sort of....guide...for the...media?

He’s gonna be crushed to find out Boston owns the rights to that $5.

“You owe me $3.50"

No because Jordan would have swept the Warriors.

I see the grays are grumbling about my failing to mention the fact that ESPN threw some money at some kids in an effort to quiet the critics of the naked idolatry of the overhyped hour-long Jim Gray blowjob, as though that has any bearing on the unslakable thirst on display.

The Cavs have discovered the secret formula for beating GS. Just make 24 threes.

They’re not an Oak team anymore, which sucks. To me, this makes them significantly less-likable.

Yes, the team of super nice guys (and Draymond) (and Barnes) that play breathtakingly elegant basketball must fail, because reasons.

People seem to forget that the problem with The Decision wasn’t that he left Cleveland as a free agent and joined a team of stars, but manner in which he announced he would be doing so.

Beyond being thrilled about not to be swept, I was really glad to deny the Warriors their coveted “perfect” playoffs. It’s amazing how a couple years ago, they seemed like such plucky, lovable guys and now they come off as arrogant villains in every interview. Seriously, Green is just a dick, Curry’s an…

Celebrating the birth of Les Paul, The Wizard of Waukesha’ - Sconnie kid.

“Oh really​?”