Fuck you with that! And here’s my star.

This poor kid doesn’t stand a chance, does she? Dollars to donuts, she’s making people into lampshades in ten years.

But does he have foreskin?

Anybody else feel like they should keep the Huskies name, court and uni?

I’ve always supported the 58-game schedule, as well as the abolition of divisions and conferences for various reasons, but not necessarily for this purpose. Maybe this makes teams less likely to rest guys, but it doesn’t outright prevent them from doing it. Maybe it would take time, but eventually an organization…

Is that Rick Carlisle coaching the black team? What’s he got to be all huffy about?

I’m a (very) casual Barca fan (like very casual - like I’m high as balls right now), but I ducking hate Suarez.

Gosh! No wonder Bills fans drive themselves through tables. And selfishly, I hope it never ends. We love you, Buffalo.

I was furious while reading this, waiting for the inevitable stat plug that diminishes Russ’ game or the Thunder’s position in the western standings. I love a plot-twist. Thank you, and well-played.

“players at elite levels don’t make other players better. lebron doesn’t. jordan didn’t. magic didn’t. what they do is optomize the talent they’ve got and use it, along with their unique skills, to fucking win.”

I can relate. My daughter is 1, and her hair often defaults to the Trump. But it was your boy’s stache and the swastika armband that made us all uncomfortable.

Are soccer people the most over-dramatic people on the planet?

I’m gonna pretend that that’s blood. What a waste of wine.

Phew. Thanks. I was starting to worry.

Quick question: I had already done these, limited ad-tracking and anything else I could think of, but still double-checked to make sure everything was still as it should be. I’m also about one parking ticket away from getting an eco capsule and going completely off-grid. Where do I rank on the paranoid/weirdo/nut-job…

I generally like Draymond’s personality and love his game, but this is dumb. James Dolan wasn’t even running the Knicks when Oakley was still playing. Dolan might be a dick, but immediately jumping on the master-slave thing is off-base and irresponsible. This is probably On of those times he’s better off keeping his…

Lance will make em dance. How is this even a debate?

You are a delight.

“Oh man, I love that moment. I mean, you can never shy away from that. I just feel—one of my favorite quotes is, uh ...”