Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

“Like that old hermit, Harry Truman, who refused to leave the slopes of Mount St. Helens as it was getting ready to blow up in 1980.”

I wish this was true.

Except that Alabama has been there before. So, even if Bama fans aren’t gracious winners, they’re not acting. Now Falcons fans... See what I did there?

I mean, you could at least ACT like you’ve been there before. Either way, Packers fan here that will be rooting for your team in the SB. Regardless of the AFC representative.

True story - The Clash got me through this fucked up day.

I’d like to submit the following...

Donald, Tom, or me? I had multiple formal complaints filed against me at work today... on INAUGURATION day! How long can I expect to be employable like this?

I’ll bet you’re fun at parties.

This comment may be 3.5 years old, but it’s young at heart. Bless you.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Not at all.

Fuck off

As a Packer fan, I still have nightmares about this game. Mainly about Favre throwing into triple coverage. But also about Coughlin’s shiny, red face... looking like a baboon’s ass.

You lost me at hobby farm.

I love a happy ending.

Oh no, that kid’s not looking. Please don’t hit the kid. Okay, he’s looking now. (ball keeps rising) Why is that guy ducking towards it? I swear, if he takes this square on purpose... Oh shit, where did that lady come from? What is she looking at? Why isn’t she looking at the ball?! Get out of the way!! Get the-…

And this was just the list for the Deadspin staff! Can you imagine what the commenters’ list looks like?

Happy Festivus to you! I got you a little something. Spoiler, it’s a star.

What’s going on with my man’s forehead?