I think you missed a word.

Matt Hasselbeck is still playing because it’s an excuse to skip out on family obligations at Thanksgiving and Christmas.

“We want the ball and dinner before 5:00 p.m.!”

Oh, definitely, ESPN needs a big corporate parent that provides millions of dollars to Republican electoral campaigns. Something like Disney.

Yea.. What? Leftist sports? Hurry and check your back door. Obama is there and he wants to take your guns..

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When will the religious persecution of effusive Christians from the network that employs Tim Tebow and Ray Lewis stop?!?!

I'm not surprised. Usually a screwup in Bristol leads to a kid.

Saw this live too, loved it, thought it was hilarious how they were just glued to their devices in complete silence. And shocked that a producer didn’t yell to them that they were live, but the way it cut I figured it was a technical glitch and not a purposeful switch. How’d you get the truck feed footage though? You…

I hope that intern’s name was Charlie, just for the added irony.

I wonder if she tells all the English boys she meets about it.

My college roommate became a tattoo artist. They had a tradition at the shop he apprenticed at that every artist had to have one tattoo that they’d give away for free to anyone who asked, but the catch was they were so stupid no one would actually ask for them. His was a flaming bologna sandwich riding a motorcycle. I…

Professing my Simpsons love for all to see:

If it makes you feel any better, it probably didn’t mean anything in the first place.

Out of my 20+ tattoos, this is the one I regretted. Yes, I thought it was necessary to have my full name “Jacqueline” on my back in Japanese lettering. Not only was it horrifically trendy but it was poorly done. Blurred lines, raised years after the fact, coloring uneven. Then I got this:

My co-worker wanted to get a tattoo of her cat. Her husband wanted her to get a tattoo of his name. She made an unfortunate compromise:

I was recentley in Sweden and wanted to get something quick and simple that had Swedish cultural relevence. So I got an Ikea wrench on my upper arm. It is bad and awesome.

I have the cover of the Significant Other album tattooed on my arm. Limp Bizkit is gonna make a come back some day im telling you