Further, the number of black lives whose future was decided by all white hostile juries is innumerable.

My daughter (honor roll, authored 2 books, speaks Japanese, sings in Italian) was arrested for 3rd degree attempted buglary when she was 16 on the say so of a white neighbor’s 12 & 14yr old.

I mean those burns were pretty wet.

And yet dudes will be like, “but sexism isn’t real.”

Ugh.

There is evidence they made her life very uncomfortable regardless.

“And we want to treat this with the seriousness it deserves, so we’re going to put you on GMA. Your segment would be between Rachel Ray and the winner of the Westminster Dog Show.”

I’m a female. I like sports. But it seems like everyday I hear a story about how trivialized women are in sports, in sports “relationships", and now, even broadcasting. dammit.

Listen, don’t judge us Coloradans for drinking shitty bears. We have our traditions, ok?

I would pay a substantial sum of money to the Colombia Broadcasting System for them to switch out Beavis and Butthead for Ian Eagle and Dan Fouts.

Manning’s people are on the phone. They wanna know how much money Shit (TM) is willing to put on the table and how the deal is structured.. Eating “Shit” isn’t out of the question. Where is he supposed to eat this Shit at? If he’s already in town for another promotion it might work out.

You have a supervisor for racism in your office?

Sure. A very nice individual who seems to be hiding behind his wife for HGH shipments and engaging in witness intimidation.

I think Eli agrees with Drew.

I wonder if Bud will come out with a special run of beer that contains Peyton’s hgh-infused piss instead of the Clydesdale piss they usually use? Peyton’s dick has got to be easier to fit into the bottle.

In fact, I became actively annoyed that CBS kept trying to push the storybook angle on me. The fuck does Peyton Manning need MORE adulation for?

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

No, it’s Peyton Manning hiring someone to meet 2 thugs in an alley for him.