I really needed this to be a thing here. Thank you.

Coming out of Kinja retirement just to tell you how dumb you are.

Rite??? We fight for our place in this world. They remind us we need to earn it at every level.

Such a nice sexual assaulting steroid user.

I would love him to drink a shitty bear. That would likely be fatal

Thoughts. The same.

One dude celebrates too much and gives his son a douchey name, the other probs took HGH and committed sexual assault.

My schaudenfreude-gasm.... ITS SO

Simmons was also not all of Grantland, and appears to have been a pretty good person to work for, even if he got too wrapped up in his own brand. And Grantland was pretty fantastic. Almost as fantastic as the fake Grantland twitter feed.

Steer into the skid, Hamster. Steer into the skid.

This is why I shouldn’t drink and kinja.

Samer, thank you for being the one to write this. It feels like a friend commiserating on how shitty our former hero really is instead of a rival rubbing in my face how much of a douche he actually was all along.

*1 year

My boyfriend pronounced it with a j. I held out until he accepted the g. #dontbethatguy

Because we ALL remember what the Cubs fans were like last time they won the world series.

Still not dude-ly

Smart. The shadow is making it hard to tell. But those leggings.

Good kinja.

Wonderfully said. I’m really glad that a sports website has so many nuanced perspectives and basically zero hot takes.

Not even sort of the same. And most employers know that their degrees are useless because of their low academic curve.