Just attorney now. But yes, you are correct.

HIIIIII!!! Full time lawyer now, still broke, still bi, single again, but I still have a Noodle in my life which makes things pretty okay. And my job is awesome.

I really needed this to be a thing here. Thank you.

Coming out of Kinja retirement just to tell you how dumb you are.

No. My rape started.... Well with how a woman would rape a woman. Unwanted and non consensual sexual encounters are rape. Please don't minimize what happened to you. Love yourself, know it's not your fault, and find allies

What a beautiful love bug 💜💜💜

Um, it's hard. I won't lie.

HOW IS HEY SOUL SISTER JUST A PLAY IN SONG????? HOWWWWWWW

Definitely saw this and thought you got a cat at first. 💜

I’m still here. There are times, years later now, that I want to message him about something I know he’d find funny. It gets easier, but it doesn’t go away. Knowing you’re not alone ALWAYS helps. Sending good thoughts <3

As a lawyer barista (seriously, my two current professions, making money at a coffee shop and doing legal work for women who can't afford it) I would LOVE THIS

EXCELLENT use of Gene Belcher

SOMEDAY YOU AND NOODLE SHALL MEET IRL