Let’s go LIVE to Skip Bayless for a reaction!

ASU SORORITY GIRL: Okay, girls! Say “Cheese!” on three!

I need to see photos of this van

Dang, that wasn’t even intended to be an insult.

god this is fucking sad

I mean, tell me you didn’t already know that about Mark Davis.

“Give me the Lloyd Christmas.”

When someone calls and asks him where he is, he says, “I’m in my office,” and sends a knowing nod to the bartenders. It gets ‘em every time.

“That its owner is a lonely, stunted oddball whose father ignored him for the first 55 years of his life, then died.”

I used to hate this man’s egghead haircut. Now I LOVE this man’s egghead haircut.

“Think ‘the derpiest comet entering the earth’s atmosphere’.”

BARBER: Really? Again??

Probably no haircut in human history has communicated as devastating a summation of its owner’s entire life as the insane orange Moe Howard bowl cut sported by Oakland Raiders owner Mark Davis. Carve the shape of it into the wall of his father Al Davis’s mausoleum and it will tell a richer and truer story of heredity…

Their fans occasionally take 500 mile trips as well, though it’s to federal prisons.

I fucking love that Justine Sacco is Fan Duel’s director of communications. How perfect.

In hindsight, “PlausibleDeniability” did seem like a really weird promo code.

This is a good and correct addendum.

A lady chiming in here!

The Wikipedia article says the traditional gifts list originated in 1937, which makes a lot of sense. Those are definitely Depression-era gifts.