Making derogatory and baseless remarks about Canada is what this country was founded on.

Roger Goodell also took away the Nat’s 2016 first round draft pick.

Well, when you rearrange the letters in Jonathan Papelbon’s name you get “Plant a banjo phone.”

His role in the incident? It looks to me like his sole role was having an easily accessible neck.

Who are “all these women”? And where can I get some of that action?

While I agree, be careful not to bark up the wrong tree. Vince sees and hears everything, motherfucker.

You leave that Amazon queen out of this conversation.

My favorite NFL significant other just got even better. Kudos to you, Ms. Grimes. Kudos to you.

Dearest Bryce:

Someone willing to commit felony sexual assault is not going to let a minor misdemeanor illegal bathroom usage law stop them from committing a more serious crime.

As a transgender man, I can answer his question in the second video above “What are they doing in (in there)?” Well, ball catcher dude, we are relieving bladder and bowel of human waste. Human waste, much like bigots who claim that discrimination against a marginalized minority is actually discrimination against the…

Figures a man named “Lance” wants to make sure he only encounters men in the men’s room

He’s right. That paper thin door is currently stopping all men from entering the ladies room.

Draper is a troll and bullshit, but Samer’s fandom and lack of the Ethics when it comes to anything about the Patriots and Gronk makes St. Louis Cardinals fans seem chill and righteous

No. There are shitty commenters but hating your readership always ends up making you a shitty, annoying writer. Anyone who says “Fuck the readers” doesn’t deserve to have any.

Samer is the biggest homer. And Draper. They suck.

West: (stares)

I only came here to make sure that Americano was last on the list. Why the hell would anyone want a shot of espresso diluted by 10oz of water? What the fuck is wrong with those people?

"Hi, I'd like to order a trendy espresso drink with an Italian-sounding name so that I can feel fancy, but I'm a big ol' wussbag, so can you add some fuggin' water to it?"