You would think the same libertarian fedora-wearers who troll with racism would give her grudging respect for being pro-liberty or whatever, but NOPE GUESS RACISM IS MORE IMPORTANT.

I heard a guy on WFAN last week who called in to express the opinion that Derek Jeter is retiring too soon. Never, ever underestimate a Yankees fan when in comes to sports radio delusions.

This is the same face he uses when talking to children at church.

I read those posts too. I even wrote one of them!

You missed a great one.

I may be mistaken and missed a post, but I don't think you'll find a single post on Deadspin taking the "moral" stance that what Jameis Winston yelled is wrong.

My favorite Russian cheese is a nice Tsarmigiano-Romanov blend. Unfortunately, they don't make it any more.

A long, long time avo my baby died.in utero. Your excellent piece of writing made me cry, yet feel at peace with letting the hospital cremate her. After 32 years, I finally know what happened to her and I am at peace with it. Thank you for thus.

This makes me want to set up a fake (or is it?) Yelp account and just proclaim on as many places as I can, "THEY WOULDN'T LET ME MASTURBATE." Just to see what happens.

His Command of This One Unexpected Word* Will Blow Your Mind!

their response was essentially to make a more polite version of a jerk-off motion

Just guys being dudes