Solid strategy: stop reading the second you find something to be bothered about. If you keep reading then the rest of the paragraph might fix the problem, and you won't be able to feel put upon and make it about you.

If you're disciplining a one year old, you aren't even fucking trying to parent.

I read two entries before I realized who this "Colin" guy was. You and your not-so-secret identities. Now your fast-food porn makes me need to have lunch.

Plus at this point, if a man is unattached after age 30 it's usually because he doesn't want to commit.

Who the fuck are these creepy-ass dudes?

oops sorry this was meant for someone else. Why is Kinja so complicated!??! argh.

WE DEMAND DUDE BUTTS, KELLY!!!!!!! DON'T CROSS US!

I had not understood the unquenched thirst for men's butts until today, Mark. But now that I see this need, I will begin casting immediately.

KELLY, WHEN ARE THE DUDE BUTTS COMING? PEOPLE ARE STRAIGHT FLIPPING OUT!

I wrote this glorious butt article for Refinery29, and I am sorry if you sorely felt the absence of boy bottoms. As I mentioned, I do cherish all butts — men's butts included! The recent media coverage of "the official era of the big booty" has centered around women's behinds, so that's why we went with women.…

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

Laura's employer sounds like a great place to work.

In other news, it sounds like Brian got a little of Laura to go. Just ... not the part that he wanted. OOPS.

I'm going to go with the "there are lots of dudes like this". Women may not realize this, but it's an actual gang of whiny, snobby, demanding little bitch men that have a group on Facebook called "Fans of Vampire Weekend."