Who is the biggest homer on the staff? Which fanbase is the whiniest when you mock their team? Who wore it best, Drew or Samer?

The third moon of Endor. Duh.

It’s pretty clear that Trump treats his QB bestie like he treats his wives: trade in for a younger model.

PIE IS SO CLEARLY SUPERIOR THAT CAKE WILL ALWAYS BE A DISAPPOINTMENT.

I’m a Pats fan, but god I have to give it up for that one.

When I was in high school, we were the Martha’s Vineyard “Vineyarders.” I’m not sure how much less creative you can get.

You are right, and I apologize. I got too caught up in the whole people being jackasses to servers part and ignored the “hey, don’t tell people how to observe their faith!” part.

hah sorry for the super generic description from a non-Jew. I just remember the steps that the dining hall in college had to go through to make sure kosher and non-kosher people could eat at the same table.

FUUUUUCK THOSE PEOPLE.

With how Deadspin has been treating the Pats, I assumed you’d pull a Goodell and suspend Samer for four games for supporting a team the rest of you irrationally hate.

Fuck everyone else, AMIRITE SAMER.

ACCORDING TO OUR DOCTORS, SO MUCH FAT!!!!

Oh hay, measurement twinsies!

That’s the thing! Me too! This is just anger. It’s not the trademark Margary zings that as (intelligent) fans make us go “UUUUUGH WHY ARE YOU SO RIGHT.”

....I think this might be the angriest I’ve ever seen Margary. And that’s saying something.

I think I love you.

This is my favorite insult ever.

I love it when kinja commenters talk to me like my parents did when I came out to them and had purple hair. “IT’S JUST A PHASE!!!! YOU’LL GROW OUT OF IT!!!!”

Is it caught on film? Because otherwise, none.

If something holds true for a man, it holds true for a woman! If something holds true for a white woman, it holds true for a Black woman! #thisisliterallyyou