I HATE MUMS. To me, they’re just a carnation with a different name.

Myself and other Caseys thank you.

NEVER CARNATIONS. THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF THEM.

Ah, he’s an asshole to me once and decides he knows me. Goodbye, little troll.

“I pay TAXES! KETCHUP SHOULD BE FREE LIKE IN ANY PROFIT DRIVEN COUNTRY.”

Awww, you’re cute. Go back to reddit.

I do have a great personality. Douches get to see what a great bitch I can be.

It has happened to me. I’m a size 12/14, and when I get the “so how long have you been going to the gym?” type questions, it clicks. “Ahhhh, you’re hoping I’ll get skinny.”

Also might I add: don't be the dude who hits on bigger girls at the gym because you either assume we have low self-esteem and will date anyone, or because you hope we're going to get thinner and you'll be that nice guy who noticed us when we were fat. That shit is AKWAYS transparent.

SHE IS ADORABLE AS ARE ALL PUPPIES DON’T YOU EVEN MR. MAN.

FIREBALL IS TASTY. YOU LIKE MOSCATO. SO THERE.

I just laughed at this for five solid minutes. It may be time to put down the prosecco.

THEY ARE THE BEST FOOD TO EVER FOOD. TRY THEM WITH FRESH STRAWBERRIES, BUTTER, AND WHIPPED CREAM.

I want people to keep being stupid just so this can be a regular feature.

... this IS the school that unleashed Peter King on the world. Let us not forget.

I like Deadliest Catch more than anyone should, so that makes me happy.

Any person who defends U2 and Bono at all is without a doubt over the age of 45.

Most of this was all awesome and shit, but WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DRAG RED SOX FANS INTO THIS. WE HATE BONO JUST AS MUCH AS ANYONE ELSE.

I got three games for farting in Roger Goodell’s general direction.

I’m with you, bro/ladybro. MR. TROUT, MY COFFEE SHOP HAS A SIMILAR GRILL SITUATION AND THE MEME ANGERS ME FOR SIMILAR REASONS. TAKE PITY ON MR/S TRAVES.