This made me cry. Say what you want about Sheryl Sandberg, she’s a good writer.

Gracias!

FUUUUUUUUUCK people. Also, it’s COMPLETELY okay for a restaurant to say “there is no guarantee that there will be no cross contamination, but we will do our best. If your allergy is deadly, we don’t recommend ordering anything here.” THAT’S TOTALLY COOL. THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO JUST PASSED THE BAR. AND WILL…

Not going to lie, read, though about getting outraged, then thought, nah. #thiscommenthasnopurpose

New facebook banner picture!

It has told me both 26 an 53. So........

Same. Only their pizza changes so much at each location, you have no idea what quality pizza you’re getting.

Dali is impressed.

HE QUOTES HIMSELF LIKE AN INSPIRATIONAL LEADER. WAT.

As a self-proclaimed fast typer, I commend your skills.

#thisishowyoually

Kim Kierkegaardashian justifies the entire existence of the internet.

This reads like the fake WTNV ads.

Yes. Because the protesters are the armed ones.

Samer, I think I have a crush on you. I hope that’s okay.

What you did there. I see it.

Perfect.

NO YOU WILL NOT GO TO THE FRONT OF THE CLASS.

Please tell me this is a Gilmore Girls reference. If it is, hi, I’m Shiny, and I’m your new best friend.

WHY IS SHE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY FROM ME I WANT HER IN MY LIFE.