Please, learn the definition of justice. Start with The Republic and go from there.

I think your Natty Boh burn was too regional to be picked up on. I had NO IDEA what that was before I moved to Maryland.

i only get two of those :(

All hail.

Recommending for the Pats part, not for the batting around part, TEN DAMMIT TEN.

THAT IS A CHIN OF GLORY. DONT BE JELLY.

Okay, perhaps I wasn’t clear, and if I wasn’t, I’m sorry. I’m a woman, I have been blonde in my life several times, not naturally. Currently a fake redhead. All female fox news anchors= blondes. All blondes ≠ fox news anchors. This woman is pretty terrible. So are fox news anchors. This is not a knock on blondes. This…

....are you denying that Fox News hires almost exclusively blonde women? Not judging blondes, judging Fox News for only hiring blondes.

Her hair is already the right color!

I was about to take a bite of my dinner when I saw this. I cannot finish now. THANKS A LOT TOM.

Come on, Mets fan, this is Philly fan level stuff.

Brbded.

As a lifelong Lou Holtz hater (much to the chagrin of my Notre Dame loving family, we can’t pick who we are related to), I can’t believe I didn’t know he endorsed Jesse Helms. Seriously? Seriously. Seriously?

BUT SHE HAD HIS PHONE!!! WHAT DID SHE EXPECT???? -Florida fans

As a Brandeis grad, your handle and picture make me extra happy

....I had a younger brother who did that (because no one ever assumes this on Deadspin, I am a lady type person, so yay feeling the need to defer!) and now I feel like I need therapy over my leaving things.

OH MY GOD AM I NOT ALONE IN THE WORLD? ARE YOU MY SOULMATE?

Everything I do is horrific. I'm incapable of finishing everything. I have some kind of subconscious ocd thing where I have to leave some food on the plate or some beer or soda in the bottle. I still like pasta with butter and salt. I like pancakes with just butter. I'll eat basically anything with butter on it. If…

Oh can I redo history here pleeeeeeease

Easiest question ever. The helmet catch. Pain in my SOUL. STILL.