Although everything is shiny, THAT SHOULD NOT BE. IT IS NOT SHINY IN A GOOD WAY.

I like Missouri. My name is the nameified abbreviation of Kansas City on purpose. I just find this wikipedia page HILARIOUS.

I feel like butter on butter is hard to not be delicious.

KETCHUP ON HOTDOGS 4EVA. Screw people who act like only kids are allowed that. I like mustard on my pretzels, and my relish nowhere near me.

They're the smuggest and are always acting like they're just so humble while calling themselves the "best fans in baseball." As a Red Sox fan, I will FREELY admit we are annoying as fuck, but we're more of the drunk and belligerent brand of annoying. It's a more honest annoying.

Hey! *glares at Mr. Trout* where I come from, people are PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF DRIVING IN WEATHER.

Poor South Florida. Something happens in the North or the panhandle and your whole state gets blamed.

I live in DC, and I avoid crossing the river. I heard there are Southerners over there.

I actually don't know. My family is from KC, but I was raised in Massachusetts, so I just go with it. Every city needs rivaling cities.

I didn't say we discovered it or were first, I said we invented it. Revolutionary War, yo.

Not one of us lives in or even likes New York.

WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER ON THIS POST, MR. BEAST.

Hah the three of us are actually all pretty full of New York hate too. Unlike Mr. Pinkham, I thoroughly enjoy the land of my forefathers (Missouri, but the other side) and much of its food.

I've decided that this was written by someone who is just trying to brag about something unbraggable. It's like they got humblebrag wrong: instead of being humble while trying to brag, they're bragging about something that should humble them.

My name is Casey after KC. So I grew up this way.

Meh. I'm not from New York. I just assumed it was like the North End in Boston, where you do go to get the best Italian food.

Did any of us say we were from New York? The most overrated city in the history of ever?

Not gonna lie, totally wanted to try it. Butter is my favorite food.

That may have been a very specific recipe. But I hate pulled porn, so I'm the wrong person to answer.

Oh no, toasted ravioli is quite tasty. But this Wikipedia page makes it sound like St. Louis reinvented Italian food