Finding this Wikipedia page and sending it to Pinkham and realizing that our fun making fun of it would work as an article was the best thing ever.

Hey!

Boston has AMAZING food. St. Louis has their Wikipedia page.

We considered many pictures for this. They were all pretty much.... that.

In Massachusetts, we spend a long time on our history too. But that's because we basically invented America. *flips hair*

*blows a kiss*

My family is from Kansas City. My motivation is personal.

THEN WHY DONT THEY INCLUDE THAT ON THE BEST/WORST WIKIPEDIA PAGE EVER? I LOVE PANERA!

WHAT IF THEYRE REVIEWING VANILLA SPRINKLES???

A 6 year Yelp Elite member from St. Louis? Gee golly willikers, I didn't know I was talking to a CELEBRITY.

Everything Is Shiny finds this post to be beyond cool, useful, and funny, she finds it perfection.

Excuse me, San Francisco? MASSACHUSETTS DID IT FIRST.

Oh come now, Mr. Trout. Have you ever been to a steakhouse in the Midwest? IT'S WHERE OUR COWS COME FROM. THEY CAN COOK A STEAK. That is ENTIRELY the fault of the Cracker Barrel.

The fact that you don't see the difference between what you said about girls and boys exposes your ability to perceive discrimination (or lack thereof)

And racist jokes are just jokes. The "it's just a joke" argument is invalid. You come on here and make misogynist jokes, expect strong responses.

Yeah, the human cruelty scale thing isn't misogynistic? K. SophiaandBlanche is also clearly indoctrinated by cultural misogyny. I'm not going to stand for hate speech on a feminist website.

Oh hey reddit MRA! So you've found us. Do you like it over here? I hope you learn something. The boy I nannied for wouldn't leave the house unless I let him dress as Belle. So yeah.

Women can be MRAs too. And I'm defending FluterDale, not this article. You're being an asshole to her. I haven't researched the content of this article enough to have an opinion.

Awww, MRA, sticking up for my friend who commented is supporting the author? RLY? You're cute. Troll harder.

Have you ever googled goatse? I think it would do you some good.