I'M GOING TO IGNORE THE ARGUMENT ABOUT RAPE BECAUSE THAT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE AND LOOK REALLY WRONG SO I'LL FOCUS ON THE IDEA THE EDUCATION IS ELITIST.

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I'M GOING TO IGNORE THE ARGUMENT ABOUT RAPE BECAUSE THAT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE AND LOOK REALLY WRONG SO I'LL FOCUS ON THE IDEA THE EDUCATION IS ELITIST.

Both true!

Be honest: you wrote this partly as a middle finger to everyone who gets mad at you for your food rankings, yes?

Aren't ALL of us notorious for being assholes? (I'm saying this presumptively. I just took the bar yesterday).

Ooooh the Amber Rose thing is like, machiavelli shade. Make everyone think it's about one person, BUT IT WAS ABOUT KANYE ALL ALONG.

Obsessed with this show. And watching Eddie reminds me so much of my (white) little brother in the 1990s. It's amazingly hilarious.

THEY DO NOT DESERVE PENGUINS DO NOT CURSE PENGUINS WITH THEM.

I would eat the shit out of that pizza.

You... you get it. You understand!!!!!!

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH ABOUT REESE WITHERSPOON I LOVE HER.

As an environmental attorney, I say EAT ALL THE COWS TO SPITE THIS FUCKER.

If trolls start calling themselves "love trolls," does that mean they're not at fault for things they do?

And once again, the awesomely named one has an awesome point. BOTH SIDES HAVE PEOPLE WHO SUCK ON THEM AND THEY NEED TO STOP RUINING IT FOR EVERYONE ELSE.

I have seen, in the same place as Mr. Trout Pinkham, the "vegetarians are classist!" thing. It's... weird. There was a whole big kerfuffle on Groupthink a few months back that resulted in some people getting banned because of claims of classism, ableism, and other kinds of general douchebaggery.

Are you suggesting we all eat....

I hate those people. I hate those people SO BAD. I'm not a vegetarian. I am someone who avoids meat for the most part, because I have 1) serious ethical concerns with how we treat animals in factory farms 2) because of the horrific environmental impact of meat and 3) I like animals. I can't divorce the fact that when…

You're not using an analogy. You're saying that the two causes are the same. STOP MAKING MY MOVEMENT HARDER. YOU AND PETA ARE SETTING BACK THE WORK OF ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS DECADES. STOP.

I'm reading this while Parks and Rec is playing in the background. As I was reading "Dwyer," Andy just said "Andy Dwyer." I'M NEVER GOING TO LOOK AT ANDY DWYER THE SAME WAY AGAIN.