WE CAN ONLY PRAY.

Off topic, but I LOVE YOUR NAME. SO MUCH. And that point always bears repeating.

I'm simultaneously laughing and terrified. terrilaugh. Horrilaugh. laughified.

High fiving you.

Oooooh you're just a troll. Okay, thanks for letting me know.

So you are COMPLETELY adverse to the idea that other people are different from you? Everyone must be just like you?

MARK.

Raping an unconscious or extremely intoxicated person is not going to result in physical signs unless it's an extremely violent rape.

His fluffy little friends. The guinea pig onsie isn't enough!

She's pretty freaking hot, but that's also not the point here. The point is SI shouldn't get points for putting an ad in its magazine showing a woman with a BMI over 15.

UGH I THOUGHT THIS MEANT THEY ACTUALLY CAST SOMEONE IN THEIR SHOOT GOD SHRAYBER YOU OWE ME GUINEA PIG PICTURES FOR THIS.

Um... yes, I shall be buying this skin as soon as I can afford it.

THIS GIF WAS MADE FOR THIS MOMENT.

That's some hostility right there.

ARE YOU ASKING HER TO CHECK HER BRA PRIVILEGE.

You're doing great. Keep being awesome.

You are a good person.

It's a thing, they do it with coffee too, and it's weird.

#notallIowans

As a server, I'll agree she deserved a not awesome tip, because she should have just listened to you right away, even if (and I believe you, not her) you were actually wrong, not her. When I take the blame even when I know the customer was wrong, it ALWAYS goes smoother. ALWAYS.