YOUR NAME AND AVATAR MAKES ME HAPPY. THANK YOU, STIG. THANK YOU.

I almost peed laughing at that. Because my Noodle would FREAK. THE FUCK. OUT. if we ever tried to "dog show" her. And she's the most beautiful creature on this planet.

YAY!!!!

OOOOOOH NO!!!! THE FEELS OF SOMEONE WHO IS IN THE MAJORITY IS HURT!!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!!! THE PAIN!!! THE SHAME!!!!!

Says the dude whose name is a rape joke?

And yet you still don't have respect for your fellow humans.

GRILL IT TIL IT'S TENDER, MR. TROUT.

awww, you're so cute!!! who's an adorable little troll? who's an adorable little troll? want a troll treat? want a troll treat? yeaaaah you do. who's a good troll? who's a good troll? you? yeah you!!!

Your name makes me ALL THE HAPPY.

OH MY GOD ME TOO PLEASE.

Please, take that up with Sorcia MacNasty.

You. You are good people.

What should happen is managers should empower their employees to throw out dickwads. My place of work has never seen "extra love" in anything because if someone is rude to us, we are allowed to throw people out. If it comes down to customer word vs employee word, employee wins every time (we're also SUPER picky about…

Ohhhhh someone mentioned Christians. SO OPPRESSED WE ALL KNOW IT'S THEIR RIGHT TO LEAVE JESUS INSTEAD OF TIPS.

Be my friend.

My family is from the Midwest, I was born on the East Coast. We don't discuss the Midwest much in Massachusetts, but I go back to Missouri and Nebraska and THE HATE IS SO REAL. SO REAL.

He's lived there for the past two years. He is a native District of Columbian (not a real term). He HAAAAAAAAAAATES Pittsburgh with a hatred that people who are not him cannot fathom.

I think I have a crush on you now.

Hating on "Christians" who don't tip ≠ hating on Midwesterners.

Believe it or not, someone criticizing someone for leaving a Jesus-based "tip" and you're not being religion-hating! He could easily be Christian. Jesus STILL doesn't help him pay rent, cunt!