Fuck yes, Miko. Fuck yes.

WHY NO REBECCA ROSE OR MR. TROUT PINKHAM???? WHY????

Excuse me? Me when I was five? How about me when I ate dinner two hours ago.

Hahahahahaha you think THAT is emotional? Laughing at you is not an emotion. You wasting your Saturday responding to every person who comments here is FAR more indicative of a person being emotional.

You are HILARIOUS. As a lawyer, no, no we do not enforce almost any laws with violence. We enforce them with fines and jail time. And thus ends my attempt to forcibly remove your head from your own ass, because you so clearly like it there.

Tl;dr, I don't understand economics or commenting on the Internet.

Wat.

This is AMAZING

WE ARE EYEBROW TWINS FOR THE SAME REASON.

UGH KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

You have no idea how badly I want to be IRL friends with you.

OH SO MANY.

I love you.

Already got a Gronk :)

I was unaware that we were buying jerseys based on the handsome metric. I guess I'll go exchange my Vince Wilfork for a Jimmy Garappolo.

That.... Is genius. Seriously. You sir win.

Oh please please PLEASE don't saddle my fandom with that CNN jackass. Do we have a lot of fans who barely have two brain cells to rub together who call into WEEI to call A-Rod "Gay Rod "? Yes. Blame us for them. But not the Dan Shaughnessy wannabes who love the sport and the city, but oh those amoral owners and/or…

SOME PEOPLE JUST DONT GET IT. BARBIE ISNT A MONSTER, FOR FUCKS SAKE.

She's pretty far up the favorites list.

Wait, but Tzatziki is a sauce, not a dip, right?