Who the fuck likes crudite. Pretzels are lame, crudite is lamer.

If you vote for corn nuts or pork rinds, we cannot be friends.

I too was trying to figure that out.

Mr. Trout, you know WAY too many Justin Timberlake songs.

My dad used to own a restaurant.

Ahhh I missed the Medford part. You are right.

Uuuuugh. Her husband is looking like a reasonable man here. CHUCK C. JOHNSON IS THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH OF POLITICAL COMMENTATORS

As a New Englander, who absolutely LOVES New England.... pretty much.

That woman seems much more New Bedford to me. The asshole of Massachusetts.

I think you mean New Hampshire...ers.

LINK!!! LIIIIIINK!!!!

For FUCKS sake, assholes. "I don't like your coworker, so I've decided you shouldn't get paid." THATS LOGIC.

Oh local media commenters. Never change.

God bless you, sir.

BUT IS IT SHADE????? (Lol jk OBVS not)

I think she's being self-deprecating because she's trying to be all LOOK HOW RELATABLE I AM I KNOW MY RELEVANCY IS TEMPORARY PLEASE REMEMBER ME

I love Shade Court. I love it so so so much.

Has Amal Alamuddin Clooney done something worth making fun of?

Is that REALLY the best Lou Holtz one they could find? If so, Twitter, you've embarrassed yourself.

Oh my god you're so pathetic it's cute.