....do I get to MEET Rob Gronkowski? If so, RIGHT HERE.

JUST LIKE BENGHAZI.

If that was Nelly, what would her face be? "WTF is this tiny human doing in my way? Ugh, they'll expect me to look sorrowful? OMG, this is just like Benghazi?"

Duh. Voters LOVE punters.

WHAT EVEN AM I LOOKING AT.

UGH CYRIL YOU WOULD TOTALLY MISS THE POINT.

OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO BODYPARTIST AGAINST BUTTS.

This is my favorite description of a person ever.

Iknorite? IT'S A NICE BOOB.

This is my favorite thread ever.

Yes. Because sports are such a liberal bastion. Look at how well that worked for Chris Kluwe!

I had obscenely huge boobs from ate 11. I was a Roberta always.

Sadly, I'm imagining that's not him, just someone pretending to be him. BUT A GIRL CAN DREAM.

For me, she will always be Now and Then's Gabby Hoffman. I think I watched that movie 92 times before I was 14.

Um, I think you mean Now and Then's Gabby Hoffman.

Oh my god, you are my FAVORITE. Please please PLEASE keep it up. You're the most amusing break from bar study I could find.

Do people actually find him attractive? Seriously. This is me asking in my most serious manner.

I love how the cat DOESN'T. MOVE. like, this isn't even worth blinking.

Did you see where she said that she thinks God punished her with weight gain during pregnancy because she's too perfect? I mean, OMG girl, I know it's true, but #humblebrag much?