Oh my god, I'd like, KILL for her waist to butt ratio. Do you think I should start waist training? She SWEARS by waist training. And QuickTrim. I should TOTALLY do both.

That is my biggest criticism with the idea. The current racial climate in our culture shows that that is SO not true. Innocent until maybe a police officer felt like you scared them.

They're fashion designers, right? Or they did songs with mah gurl T-Swift?

Originally, but let's be honest. In this paparazzi culture, no one lets "no comment" stand. I'm not saying what she said was right, I'm just saying I understand not wanting to be a part of this.

I'm assuming this is her way of being all "DON'T DRAG ME INTO THIS I'M NOT PART OF THIS." I don't know if she said this in the best way, but at the same time, I so don't blame her for not wanting to be part of this. Hell, even if she was one of his victims, she would still have the right to not want to be part of…

Touche.

Oh well, whatever?

Ugh you beat me to the GoDaddy bowl joke and now I've got nothing.

WE HAVE A WINNER.

Please, officiating crew, don't call the Pats game next week. PLEASE. Or if you do, treat the Pats like you did the Cowboys this week.

O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN.

LEARN TO USE "THEY'RE", MADONNA. UGH.

Sadly, I'm just a lawyer. And a lady lawyer at that.

I hope he doesn't fart in his sleep. Dude would definitely wake himself up. Like a puppy.

I used to make that gesture to people when I was 12. I... am not of the correct anatomy to make that gesture.

Slow clap.

That gives me a sad.

I'm feeling bad for this dude too.

Oh for sure. But haven't we all been there?

I have no rooting interest here. Only anatomically correct ones.