Fortunately Scott IS a paramedic, so it was okay :) He was also the manager, so he was able to deal with it pretty swiftly.

No, it was actually really really awesome! We just had some.... special coworkers.

Jaws is Emily's favorite movie, so she would freaking LOVE to have done that.

Okay good. I'm glad I just misunderstood!

I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH SPECIAL COWORKERS.

FUCK YOU EVERYONE WHO CALLS SAMER A HOMER

Are you single and interested in women?

You can be a misogynistic asshole AND be a woman. The two aren't mutually exclusive.

SOMEONE DOESNT' KNOW HOW TO SAIL.

GODDAMNIT CURT. I've been looking the other way SO HARD through all of your batshitness, but THAT FERGUSON TWEET..... NO. JUST NO.

THE NERDY NINE! GO JUDGES DESPITE BEING THE WORST MASCOT EVER!!!! (I never get to cheer for my alma mater, thank you for giving me the chance to show some 'Deis pride)

Thank god people are starting to realize "hey, let's not use rape as a battle cry in video/computer games!" is HOW IT FUCKING SHOULD BE.

NO REGRETS. NONE. ZERO FUCKS GIVEN.

That kind of "satire" is the written version of that dude who assaults celebrities and calls himself a "prankster."

TOO SOON!

I laughed WAY TOO HARD at this.

AND I HAVE FOUND MY CALLING: Take this jackass down.

If your children are watching Sons of Anarchy, that's really your problem, now isn't it? ALSO PORNOGRAPHY IS FREE FOR ALL BECAUSE OF THE EGALITARIAN EQUALIZER KNOWN AS THE INTERNET.

Hey Erin, as an active GTer who is friends with the person who runs the emergency fund, thank you for this. I know GT can be like the annoying little sister to Jez sometimes, BUT WE'RE ANNOYING OUT OF LOVE I PROMISE.

Please please please don't be the second coming of Flowers in the Attic, kids. I'm worried.