51!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!????? Damn he looks good!

THANK YOU FOR SHARING HIS ODDITIES WITH THE WORD. He is ADORABLE, has an excellent name, and made me smile and laugh after an especially shitty night.

Slomo dog booty IS MY NEW FAVE.

I'd insert the Buffy blegh gif if I weren't on my phone still as my soup crushing job

Thank you for making me laugh after reading all that loveliness.

Never heard the classic, iconic, wonderful Guns of Brixton, Mr. Trout?

SPHINCTER!!!!!!!! SPHINCTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MR. TROUT. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WROTE THIS AND DIDN'T CONSULT ME. I STUDIED THIS SHIT IN LAW SCHOOL AND COULD HAVE INFORMED YOU ABOUT EVEN MORE SCARY STUFF.

WHO DISPUTES THAT FEAR STREET IS BETTER??? I thought that was accepted as fact!

Yeah, that felt very "let them eat cake."

I love you so much for how accurate this is.

Should I ever decide to try a flaky donut-croissant hybrid, I'll go with the #notacronut over the Cronut.

I will be boycotting accordingly. Fuck that noise.

Yes, if the deuce dislodges the 'pon. Wad. And I live with someone who was born in the Soviet Union, so she sees this as OH SO WASTEFUL. No wet wipes. ALWAYS PEE IN THE SHOWER. NO EXCEPTIONS. EVEN IF I DON'T HAVE TO PEE I'LL MAKE LIKE A DOG AND FIND SOME IN THERE.

WHY DIDN'T I SEE BONER DOG REPRESENTED?

Because he got blocked into him. When you get blocked into someone it's not the same as intentionally going for the knees.

If Gronkus the Great is THE Gronk, aka my husband, that's fine. Anyone else, NO.

It does. We don't talk about domestic violence enough in society. Giving women hope that they can escape and making women feel not alone makes her a hero(ine).

I've had stuff published on Jezebel about my rape and my abusive relationship, and while I had my number of people calling me a dumb slut who just can't say no, most people told me I gave them the courage to recognize that what was happening to them was abusive/rape/not okay. It meant so much to me, so I just REALLY…

Christy Mack is a fucking hero for being so open about her ordeal and her road to recovery. She is helping a lot of people with her willingness to share, and I hope she knows that.