Drank too much on a date that turned into an overnight date, barfed in his car. Much higher on the embarrassment scale than on the gross scale, BUT STILL.

Whyyyyy does she look like she's in a dog selfie costume with human arms? WHY.

As a Pats fan, I co sign this. Including Mama Gronk.

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.

"The police spokesman said that the chief had found the delay in the case to be unacceptable and had instituted a new policy to prevent such lapses."

That is really not the case. Many religious people who believe in an afterlife do not believe life begins at conception.

That implies there's a child. A zygot is not a child. Whether it is a life is debatable based on religious beliefs, but it's an insult to children to call a cluster of cells a child.

As someone who has been there, she's writing it to the idea of a child, not the individual cluster of cells.

Okay Mark, you did it. You broke my soul. BROKE IT.

Yes. Because I'M the one who started this. However, since I am well liked, I'm going to have you banned from Kitchenette. Because that's what having friends and being liked can do for you.

Nope, people like me just fine, and only you were incapable of understanding what I meant. The rest of the class followed along just fine.

insulting sounding words thrown together to make a new insult!

I know people who also on some level believe similar things, but know that doing this hurts their cause more than helps it and don't want to alienate their friends.

It really is, because it's trying to convince sane people that something is murder that just is not.

I used to have an active feud with a bird named Fabio. He once tried to have sex with his lady bird friend on my head. And bit me when I tried to feed him. He was a dickfart.

Oh don't be a buttface. If you're so stupid that you can't understand how all animal rights activists get painted with the same brush, I can't explain it to you. But more likely, you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about, and just like manifesting your general buttfacery.

THAT WOULD BE TERRIFYING.

As an animal rights activist, FUCK YOU KELLY PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE WHY WHEN I SAY I BELIEVE IN ANIMAL RIGHTS PEOPLE THINK I'M FUCKING INSANE AND/OR THINK PEOPLE SHOULD STARVE SO CHICKENS CAN ROAM FREE.

I seriously feel like paradoxymoron is missing her moment in the sun here. WHY CAN'T YOU CREDIT PARADOXY, MR. TROUT???? WHYYYYYY

If you knew him, you'd understand. He hates all things good and pure.