I'm friends with someone who was also involved with a high profile sex offender. She got SO much hate, and she really had no idea, and was victimized by the guy herself. So not cool that people assume the worst about everyone around the person.

I haven't bought Vanity Fair in years.

It would be The League, probs. Because women are the target demographic of that show. Because we need storylines.

Yes. I'm freaking out that Marshawn Lynch isn't getting more carries because I care about the STORYLINE of my fantasy football team.

You actually LIKE Francis Slay and his lovely letter? Srsly?

WOW.

NO DODAI COME BACK. COME BACK, DODAI!!!!

Fuck them.

It seems to me that if a Paul Bunyan cares about a Hamptons girl (or guy), he (or she, I know some Paul Bunyan-y women minus the beard) will *occasionally* be happy to dress up for something she wants. We all do some things that we're not crazy about sometimes in relationships (I'm not an adventurous eater. At all. If…

....why did people freak out about this? Because she's tiny? HELP ME UNDERSTAND SOMEONE.

Wait, they got mad for RERUNS being cut into? I get (I suppose) if it's a new one, but RERUNS??????

BECAUSE IT IS ALL THE AWESOME (says the girl with a Firefly-related name and avatar)

I WANT THAT IN MY FACEHOLE NOW.

MARK. MARKMARKMARKMARKMARKMARKMARK. I have not even SORT OF read this post. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS READ THE HEADLINE TO KNOW THIS IS THE MOST TRAUMATIZING THING YOU'VE EVER WRITTEN AND I DO NOT ACCEPT IT.

RU FI OOOOOOOO

You win. Not only do you have my favorite name ever, you now have the best comment ever. It's done. We can all go home now.

(I mostly starred because of your name. TIS FANTASTIC).

Kids scream. And it doesn't matter if she's allowed to sit and scream or not, I'm SURE they have people paid to take her outside if she does (and that's not a judgement, any parent would want to be able to pay someone to take their kid outside if they start screaming in a restaurant/movie theater), it's still rude and…

WHAT ABOUT TEH MENZ????? WHAT ABOUT TEH MENZZZZZZZZZ????

Because fashion shows are awesome and glamorous experiences for people who get to go to them, many of whom aren't rich and/or celebrities but work in fashion, and they don't want to deal with crying screaming babies when loud music comes on?