He's a DC guy.

That gif makes me a little TOO happy, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Also, they copied the Pats who did that for Aaron Hernandez. COPIERS.

Cycle of abuse. Many women are murdered by abusive partners for trying to leave. Restraining orders don't help. Leaving doesn't help. As a society, we fail women who are victims of abuse.

Clearly I meant "buy" and "Sunday." Kinja is weird on my phone.

I understand the outrage, and EGR I'm a big fan of yours, but we are ALL hypocrites. We are hypocrites when we get outraged about the treatment of children at the border but but clothes made in sweatshops. We are hypocrites when we get upset about animal cruelty but don't care how our meat is grown. No one, and I mean…

oh hay I recommended this before seeing it was you. MR TROUT APPROVE THIS GENT PLEASE

IN BED

I love your dad. He can have your job.

Zigy Wolf and Pederson.

WHAT. I NO. WHAT. HES GETTING PAID TO STAY AT HOME? HES GETTING PAID TO STAY AT HOME.

I freaking adore Joan Rivers, and this made me laugh so hard

Bravo. Obvious, and still hilarious. WELL DELIVERED.

Oh my fucking god your story made me so angry. Fuuuuuuuuuuck people.

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

Mo'ne also wants to play for the Huskies, and loves UConn, so fuck the NCAA for trying to take away something that makes a little girl happy.

YOU ARE MY NEW FAVORITE. SORRY FLOWERSFORALGERNONCRUMPLER. YOU HAVE BEEN REPLACED. I KNOW, IT'S A BLOW.

If you rape a woman in an art gallery, it doesn't become a "statement" because you call it "art." And while this may not be rape, it sure as shit is a sex crime.

Remind me, WHEN was your last Stanley Cup?

The one thing I WILL argue is that most Pats fans don't want a ban on gay marriage (our states were almost all the first to support marriage equality), but they don't understand why the word "fag" is maybe not one to be used as an insult. I'm not saying this indicates tolerance and brain cells, but IT'S A DIFFERENCE.