fuck French Canadians and their making northern Vermont and Maine have signs in French.

I JUST APPRECIATE THE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT SCARJO (WHO I WILL CALL THAT BECAUSE APPARENTLY SHE HATES IT) IS NOT A GOOD ACTRESS. Unbelievably gorgeous, but I'm not attracted to her pretty much solely because her acting ruins movies.

You are doing the lord's work, Mr. Margary. The lord's work.

Riding around in their low riders shooting all the jobs.

Posted about this on Groupthink, SO GLAD I'm not alone in thinking that.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA DED.

Here I was thinking you were just trying to traumatize me again, and I just end up really liking this dude. Granted, I don't have a penis (and never did) so I can't speak for teh menz, but still.

That... that might be the worst part of an article that is already a flaming pile of shit.

WUT. That was in the original article? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

Tracie, you are one of my faves. I just had to get that out there.

Hehe, thick.

I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND IT AND MAKE SURE WE ALL KNOW ABOUT IT.

I am offended by 2 and 4. 2 because I deal with bitches like that all day every day, and 4 because EW OH MY GOD I WANT TO PUKE NOW.

SHE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO DO ANYTHING SPACE RELATED.

HOW DID YOU LEAVE OFF SNOZZBERRIES??? THE SNOZZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SNOZZBERRIES!!!!!! UGH YOU ARE SO WRONG FOR FORGETTING THOSE.

NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. YOU ARE A PRECIOUS GIFT TO THE INTERNET. HAMNO IS TROLL POOP.

WE AGREE ON NUMBER ONE. RASPBERRIES ALWAYS AND FOREVER.

Thank you! My New England self only knows about the animal.

...where do you see him defending Israel?

WHY would it be a lobster tail? None of those flavors scream lobster. A cylindrical, knobby-ended confection filled with creamy goodness, on the other hand, does scream dick.