Anyone who wants to defend that annoying jackass, come at me, bro.

I THINK THAT LADY HAS BEEN VACATIONING ON MARTHAS VINEYARD. I've had that exact same type of crazy.

AISHA TYLER AS ANYTHING. AISHA TYLER AS THEM ALLLLLLL.

It's trolling done right.

NO.

I'mma go ahead and assume this either a joke or an attempt to rile up the masses. Either way, well done.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOO

Nor do I. I'll pray to my money to save some of it.

Who said it had to be healthy?

THAT IS AMAZING.

Excuse me while my childhood goes and rocks in a corner crying.

Pfffffft you love me and you won't stop.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK THE COEN BROTHERS. AND WES ANDERSON.

IGNORE THE PEOPLE WHO TELL YOU RAISING ARIZONA IS WORTH YOUR TIME. YOU WILL DEMAND IT BACK.

That... WHAT. That sounds awful. I know a grand total of ONE person who has ever "squirted" in her life, and it was once. IT'S REALLY NOT THAT COMMON, LADIES AND GENTS.

AGREED.

I hope you're actually an angsty member of the Kim family finally revealing your first time to America.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT ROOTING FOR THE BRUINS.

Um, WHAT.

You just summed up Mr. Trout so well. A bisexual taco.