THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU, MR. TROUT.

Can't tell if sarcastic or stupid...

WILY MO! HE'S STILL ALIVE! My evens can't with this.

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US MARK? WHY DO YOU HATE US SO MUCH. THIS ISN'T AS BAD AS THE LAST ONE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

COFFEE MILK IS WEIRD.

BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST

Which town are you going to be staying in/will you have transportation?

I LIVE HERE!!! I WAS BORN HERE!!! I LIVED HERE FULL TIME UNTIL I WAS 18!!! I AM A PLETHORA OF INFORMATION AND I DEMAND THAT YOU USE ME

HE WAS REFERRING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE MY HOME ISLAND AND IF YOU REALLY ARE COMING HERE LET ME KNOW.

If you were anyone else, I'd tell you if you saw my hometown, you'd understand. But you're you, and my hometown isn't the inside of your apartment.

MISS AC, ARE YOU HATING ON MY HOMETOWN, OR JST OUR TOURISTS?

We are weird, in that we are the chosen ones, the best that have ever lived, those that all else aspire to be.

THE PERFECT PUN. YOU HAVE MADE IT.

Oh no, I know, I was just referring to the certification part of your comment. This person sounds like someone who should have been banned from your shop. And someone who should have had animal control called on her.

As both a food service industry worker and a law school graduate who studied animal law and service animals in particular, it is actually against the law to ask for proof of certification that an animal is a service animal. You can ask if they are a service animal and what tasks they perform for their person, but not…

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"I like choices. Like choosing heads or tails on the coin toss."

I was mostly referring to the 27 out of 45 asking for a group photo.

It's fine if people want to do it (totally agree that we shouldn't feel crazy rushed while enjoying a meal) but they're NOT allowed to then go and complain about the whole experience being slower, which maybe I'm reading this wrong, but is that what this (alleged) restaurant is saying is happening? Stuff is longer…

WELL THAT'S JUST ADORABLE.