Seriously, even if this is fake, it's real. But I do agree with Kookaburracho about some of the number seeming a bit high.

I just want to hug that whole family and let them know how beautiful and brave their daughter is. UGH I HATE EVERYONE ELSE.

RIGHT IN THE FEELS.

I've heard excellent things about Ommegang's series (like all their beers), but I'm a total wino. I think Mr. Trout has written about that too, but I could be wrong.

I WILL BE THE LARGEST CONSUMER OF THIS WINE. LOOK INTO YOUR HEART, MR. TROUT, YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.

Can't ruin something that already sucked. I think I shouted "FINALLY!" when they died at the end. In the theater. My friends were not impressed.

Moon Wizard and White Tiger need to get together and start a band.

THE TAG IS AWESOME.

Lots of people seem to think he's being a belligerent a-hole because of the "lesbian shitasses" comment. BECAUSE KIDS THESE DAYS DON'T KNOW THEIR HISTORY.

YAY!!!! I'M SO FREAKING HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!!

"Male living as a female..." FUCK OFF LIEUTENANT, I'LL INVESTIGATE YOUR INVESTIGATION AS A HATE CRIME.

NOT ARMCHAIR SHARK EXPERT, KINDA LEGIT ONE!!! And you are very right. ALTHOUGH TECHNICALLY THEY'RE CALLED PELAGIC WHITETIPS #sharksplaining (and bull sharks are BY FAR the most dangerous. Like, BYYYYYYYY FARRRRRR)

I HAVE FOUND YOU A THIRD TIME TO YELL AT YOU ABOUT THAT STORY. YELLLLLLLLLLLS.

LIES!!! THIS COMMENT MAKES IT SO I WILL NEVER TRUST YOU AGAIN. AND SINCE WE HAVE A MUTUAL FB FRIEND, I WILL GO THERE AND LET YOU KNOW THERE AS WELL.

This is the saddest attempt at trolling I have ever seen.

Hugs are returned. I'm snuggling my Noodle dog right now.

I've ended relationships over how people have responded to the fact that I was raped.

I understand your reasoning. I really really do. I'm a nanny, aunt, and godmother, and when I see the girls in my life dressed (well, dressed like me), I get a little nervous. But I have been sexually assaulted while completely covered. Sober women in burquas can and have been raped. And even if there ARE rapes that…

Whilst in law school, I studied animal law. People not only do shit like this far more than I'd EVER like to think possible, but HORRIBLE TERRIBLE PEOPLE WILL HAVE THEIR EXES' PETS PUT TO SLEEP JUST CAUSE THE HASHTAG ON THIS POST IS TRUE.

YOU ARE SUCH A SPELLING ABLEIST. SUUUUCH A SPELLING ABLEIST.