I TOO WANT THE PURPLE ONE. BUT I ALSO LIKE COTTEN CANDY ICE CREAM.

I know I made flan for my 7th grade Spanish class. From scratch. It's the only reason I passed, because after six years of Spanish, all I can say is "hola, me llamo Shiny. Yo quiero Taco Bell" (and that second part IS A LIE. I have never quiero'd Taco Bell IN MY LIFE).

THEY ARE THE MOST SERIOUS OF SERIOUSNESS TAKERS. DON'T BEER SHAME. DON'T CAT SHAME. DON'T DOG SHAME. DON'T PETLESS SHAME. DON'T SHAME THE FEW WHO ACTUALLY SUPPORTED #ENDFATHERSDAY.

THEY POO'D AS SOON AS THEY GOT OFF SCREEN. YOU KNOW SHIT WAS LOST.

BAI TROLL

Nope! And quite happy about that, dickwad :)

Doesn't it also make you sad that troll is sitting on a tree? A very leafy one at that? I don't know about you, I like to sit on beaches, not beeches.

*sake. Blaming all that real wine I drank.

Also, thank you for being so stupid. It made my night better.

Yes. We will take the word of someone who doesn't know "your" v. "you're."

BUT... BUT... BUT... SOMEONE MIGHT GET TURNED ON BY SEEING A BOOBIE!!!! OR WORSE, THEY'LL HAVE SAD PEENS BECAUSE THESE BOOBIES AREN'T TURNING THEM ON BECAUSE EW BEBEHS.

Now now Snack, let's be honest here: these are basically the Al Qaeda and Westboro Baptists of pancakes and waffles.

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS THE BEST AT EVERYTHING. WHY.

I am so excited for this reenactment of the Butter Battle Book

IT IS INDEED A GOBBLER. UNLESS YOU GO TO WAGSHAL'S WHERE THEY (no joke) CALL IT THE TURKY STUFFING THING.

Oh we are SO on the same page here. Twelve isn't too early to get help. Unless they can be diagnosed as violent psychopaths (which I don't think is even medically allowed at such a young age), they CAN be helped. Not saying they shouldn't be punished, but the two can go hand in hand.

You like the Flatizza. All other opinions are now rendered moot.

YOU WIN THE PUN AWARD.

Hey Kat, just wanted to make sure you saw this!

I MENTIONED BARKEVIOUS. ME. BECAUSE I WANT ATTENTION. GIVE ME A COOKIE.