I actually enjoy it. It's like salty goop. Not really cheese, just salty goop. And I love salt, so...

Hey, let's not go hating on my hometown! Although feel free to hate on people who use "summer" as a verb. And "summer" there. Us locals hate them.

YOU HATE AMERICAN CHEESE. BECUSE APPARENTLY, THAT'S NOT ON THE LIST OF OVERLY PROCESSED FOODS YOU'LL EAT.

WHAT??? Hot sauce on junk is a bad idea? There goes Kitchenette's next investigative report :(

Same experience right here.

DEMON FOODMONSTER VAGINA. THAT IS ALL I SEE.

ALL THE PENISES ARE OBAMA'S FAULT.

That.... is a wonderfully horrific image.

I have sadly eaten the repurposed sham-wow of eggs. THE WORST.

Where would they grow? Just... all over????

I have never never never never NEVER in my whole life met someone who feels like a "dude" at the first sign of stubble. My friends and I call it "shark leg," when it's short and prickly when you rub in the wrong direction, but are there women out there who REALLY always keep their legs shaved, lest they feel like men?

On the flip side, if I ever get proposed to with a diamond from Kay, I would say no even if it was Shemar Moore (WHO WILL BE MINE SOMEDAY). Their commercials make me SO ANGRY.

BUT WHAT ABOUT TEH MENZ?????????? WHAT ABOUT THEM??????????? WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF TEH MENZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

I was all ready to be like "well, it was an honest mistake..." until I saw what he was getting mad at. REALLY? And even still, "is that all for you?" (with the proper inflection) is a pretty normal question. If it's, " is that ALL for YOU????" then yeah, that would maybe make me sad.

You whistle at me, you get NOTHING. I'm not a dog.

Ew ew ew ew ew I'm so sorry. For you and for that family.

STOP BEING FUNNY IT'S MAKING IT VERY HARD FOR ME TO NOT TALK TO YOU.

I'M SHOWING MY FACE, MR. TROUT. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT???

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA *takes breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (finding you on twitter to finish this thought)

I am seeing this after I left my comment. I AM LE DISGUST.