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I should have posted this in the original thread, but oh welp:

Here is a magical gold star for your contribution.

Fuck you, which Academics?

Clearly they are hemorrhaging money.

I’d avoid the shit out of me. Sociopaths are fucking scary.

They wouldn’t. That’s why it’s a date and not a honeymoon.

Dating me sure isn’t what I’d call a privilege, and while there is definitely the right kind of person for someone who’d do that during a date; I am definitely not that person.

Me: “Oh hey- that’s weird! Why are you taking your glass with you to the bathroom?”

So you’re the Beard huh? That must suck.

I don’t find them unattractive. I tend to find that aesthetics like that have their time and place. Every so often my girlfriend doesn’t shave her legs for a while and the sheepishly rubs her hands down her legs and goes “Oh gosh, my legs are so hairy!”— I couldn’t care less either way.

I’m pretty sure that guy is on bottles of that obnoxious “beard oil” that’s on display at my barber shop. Fuck you beard guy. Peddle your wares somewhere else.

Asshat -> Crashhat.

It’s extremely difficult to shock yourself with 12 volts. You’re a silly guy :)

I’m so profoundly happy that this game is being received well.

I still think it’s kind of fucked up that ford (and I’m sure other automobile manufacturers) manufacture the exact shape and size of a vehicle and then give that to their engineering team to reverse engineer the best vehicle they can into that predefined package.

It’s a nuance of the way stored energy is converted into mechanical force.

Cosplaygate! — or possibly “Lamergate”?

An important addendum to the “Bias for Action” is the following caveat: “Don’t not ride your failed choices the fuck out, and do not knee jerk a new and different decision to take it’s place.”

YOU. FUCKING. MONSTERS.