Car theft is the worst. Except in the rare instances when everything bizarrely works out.
Car theft is the worst. Except in the rare instances when everything bizarrely works out.
I don’t know where the toast is...
Are you telling us they now bring the electric chair with them?
FUCK YEAH! YOU TELLEM, CAPTAIN SERIOUS!
you mean COLLECTED in the drainage systems, ripe for collection
Maybe we should have Ben back here more often... what do you guys think about that?
I don’t personally know one woman who finds a conductor’s beard attractive. And as a bi guy, this aesthetic is like boner cancer. Maybe I don’t know enough young to mid 20 somethings? Either this is men trying to fit in with other men or young people are stupid and anachronistic.
Fighting on the shoulder of the BQE while wearing a jogging suit has to be the most New York thing ever.
I can only assume afterwards both the assailants went their separate ways, had terrible pizza for lunch, dropped off their $2500 rent checks, and were then murdered for their gold chains.
This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.
I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.
You look like a sneaker.
McLaren has a plan called Track 22 including a bunch of goals the supercar company wants to see completed by the…
Congratulations, You just cratered a probe into mars.
He’s an 84 year old white man whose heyday was the 1960's.
Gas was leaking from the back of my ‘95 Mustang. (I thought that I should get that fixed.) Garage told me that it was some special gas tank and it would be $1100. Long story short, after buying a used tank for $65 and dropping my tank, I clearly saw that it was just the $15 filler gasket.
Enjoy your date, road head can wait.
Shouldn't you be packing my groceries right now, Mr. Wizard?
I have to be honest, I've written and re-written a response many times with many different attitudes. First and foremost, there are no stupid questions and I never hold it against anyone to not be scientifically literate. I do however take exception if someone with an obvious lack of even basic understanding takes a…