Watching anything with the Obama’s or even Hillary Clinton makes me too sad for what we’ve lost. Fucking hell but I’m glad they are living their best lives. They deserve it.

Priyanka and Nick remind me of Cece and Schmidt on New Girl. 

I find this article available.

Thanks for this. The irony that an internet comment could produce a much more realistic portrait of her finances than the diary entry that provided the info to do so is probably the clearest indication that they failed in their mission

The show was funny and clever enough that I watched two seasons even though I am increasingly intolerant of media with few or no women involved. The “It’s an accurate reflection of silicon valley” excuse only gave them so much mileage.

Miller was funny enough but I’m not surprised at all that he’s a piece of shit in…

I love it, I love everything I love all of it. Are you getting your samples from subscription box or just in Sephora?

I didn’t understand a single thing in this article. 

Wait, what?

Career. Do you have something against professional models?

Okay Madge definitely put it on. I hear it with Meghan but I will verify right now after a couple weeks with my English family, shit just starts coming out different. It’s not so much an accent, it’s an inflection. And it’s contagious. I'll cut her a break for now.

Jezebel is not shutting down!! We are extremely depressed about our colleagues leaving and it’s been a shitty AF week and so we’re in mourning for a little bit. But perhaps unfortunately for you guys, you’re stuck with the rest of us til the wheels fall off. :) <3 Let’s all stay strong together. 

No, Anthony did a “money talk” feature in investing magazine and said that until recently, he had six-figure debt with unpaid taxes and credit card debt, and he only recently paid it off.

Same. Joanna could always make me laugh. Anytime I read anything by her I immediately felt better because it was like she knew me. 

I was already sad about these departures, even as I understand why they’re happening (and I truly am glad that y’all had a good union to cushion the blow as much as possible), but... Dammit, I am saddest about Joanna. :(

My dogs have 850 square feet of air conditioned luxury complete with a king size bed, flat screen TVs, modern appliances, and a spacious yard. They let me live here too, so it’s pretty cool. 

My career is further MURDERED!!!!

So Valerie never paid that fine then.

This cunt. That’s all I’ve got to say. 

I like Ariana and Pete. I’ve decided I’m just going to enjoy the ride. Kind of like when I watched the Hannibal TV show and Hannibal and Alana hooked up. I knew that ship was going to sink but I was going to sail it as long as it lasted.

“Since a startling brush with violent suicidal ideation at age 12, the isolating and sadly crucial science of preventing myself from lying on the floor in a fetal position and never getting back up has been my life’s most invisible work.”