everydayosmosis
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everydayosmosis

OH GOD that sounds unbearable. 

I will never forgive the Grammys for inviting Chris Brown to perform after he beat Rihanna. And then showing fucking Fergie and the entire front row giving him a standing ovation.  I will never understand that moment, and no one should ever forget this, either.

I tried for YEARS to be a Journal Person (who knows someday my record of daily life may be invaluable to a historian!) but it never stuck. A record of the day had the boring sameness of a rote lesson in third grade, and switching to “well I’ll record my DEEP THOUGHTS” mode revealed that my deep thoughts are ....not

Journaling is my most commonly failed resolution. I have several nice journals with one long entry a few smaller sporadic entries and then a shopping list or two until it is abandoned.

A vitamin-C serum that reportedly smells like hot dog water

He has season tickets, too, but he plans to give them away now.

Anthony Kiedis is really trying to go for the Uncle Rico look.

I’m not a morning person. Going against your circadian rhythm has proven to be unhealthy in the long run. In other words: I’m not getting up before 9, and as I’m my own boss, I’m fine with that.

Wow...the content on this site has gone down so much. I miss the old Jez. Even post-Univision pre-perge. :( 

True. But Cynthia Nixon never had a chance. She was the wrong choice to unseat him in the primaries. Progressives aren’t the majority of the party, and the majority of democrats weren’t going to vote for someone who’s never held office, not against someone like Cuomo where voters at least know exactly what they’re

I am  too hangover to understand it

You might want to fix your typos...

Because I’m pretty sure jezebel is run exclusively by “cool girls” now.

I don’t think the writer was expressing arrogance as much as an eagerness to make a mark and have a unique voice. Developing your voice takes time. This reads like the work of a newer writer, who hasn’t developed the confidence to work the “voice” stuff in sparingly. It’s the same problem with chefs...when they’re

The excessive pirouettes were a bit much. But hey, she's a "screenwriter and producer" like every other out-of-towner in Los Angeles... They all think they're the next Great American Writer. 

This was...a dense read. Another round of editing would’ve helped. Instead, it required a lot of rereading to sort through the obfuscatory phrasing. My unwanted feedback: Don’t try so hard to do verbal pirouettes. Don’t make the reader work so hard to decipher your interesting thoughts. Let them stand on their own,

I absolutely cannot watch any of his stuff right now.

Meanwhile, the current occupant of the White House takes the slightest of pauses from inhaling his second KFC bucket of the day to to slide his grease-coated fingers across his grease-coated phone to spew out some belligerent, idiotic stream of verbal diarrhea.

Seriously?