THIS IS SO GOOD RICH YOU ARE SO GOOD 

Apparently you shouldn’t....this review is delightfully savage (and imo v accurate)

as a persian i can tell you she is SOOOOOO persian i love it 

Yeah because that guy with a mental disorder and ass-holeish vibe must also be a thief too right?! We hate him already, lets just throw any horrible thing people can do his way, including bashing his artistic integrity (what he has left of it) because why not!!!

Wow...the content on this site has gone down so much. I miss the old Jez. Even post-Univision pre-perge. :( 

BEN AFFLECK. He is just so useless. I cant stand the sight of him, never have. Watch Gigli, get at me. 

Wish there were some vegetarian tips as well! Myself and all my family are, and its so hard to pack lunches without the meat barrier.

I’m in the South of France for work, and I saw the whole thing in my backyard. Mars was right next to it! It was incredible -like the moon was on fire. I wish I could have taken a photo for you guys but my phone dropped in the pool promptly upon my arrival outdoors.

Why is everyone here being so negative about this proposal? I hate Musk as much as the next sentient creature on earth but it seems to be a much needed effort. The 4k swim these kids are being asked to complete will be in pitch black, and hard for even experienced divers. I think his attempt to propose an alternate…

I am obsessed with mine - I have two pairs of luxe, one in the (now i think discontinued) sand spots, which stands bleach excellently, and one in grey. They totally get softer with every wash and I actively hold myself back from buying a new pair when the urge strikes about every other week because they are a splurge…

Having been a former ass hole/cool girl who was devoted to giving this monologue to a captivvated and jealous audience of teenager girls from my all girls high school, I honestly think that Kelly Stout KILLED it. Just so captured the elusive but ever present ‘I know everyone wants to punch me in the face’ feeling by…

Post the video PLEASE! No making fun we swear...this is a loving community! WEVE ALL BEEN THERE!

sorry to be so nieve but where can I watch this without cable? even the reruns!

Sorry to be nitpicking here but of course where she’s from in Canada matters. Thats like saying, shes American, “New york, in case that matters.” Come on Jez!

i live in boston and I dont get it...can you explain? why is this funny.....?

You have real skills as a writer. You should publish, if you haven’t already.

I really like your work, and I especially liked the first piece - the original “valorizing” the human condition one. Thats nonsense. I admire you for fitting in those pants (I have two, not even close to getting in them, ordered a third last week) and for working more. Its funny how putting those things in a sentance…

Coming from a millennial, this is the most millennial thing i’ve ever read. Your parents/family love you and they want you there for Christmas.

As a rape survivor I applaud your intention and think I speak on behalf of most survivors of sexual harassment/assault when I say that people like you are what help us the most. But at the end of the day its important to remember that people - even women - lie. They lie to get what they want, to get what someone else…

Excellent list. Would you, however, feign enjoyment as an alt-right bro (consensually) comes on your face in the bathroom stall of a celine dion concert that his mother got you both tickets for but which said bro despises and complains throughout about ‘all the crying bitches in the room?’