I love it when assholes justify their jokes with “you don’t understand comedy.” No, sweetie, you don’t understand comedy, because that’s not funny.

1) What the fuck indeed. Your friend has a terrible and slut-shamey (or, modestly-dressed-lady-shamey as the case may be?) sense of humor.

Find me an 80-year-old woman in Alabama who isn’t racist and I’ll believe any damn thing you want me to because you are clearly some sort of deity.

Also relevant is the fact that Cyckowski’s father has also been charged with misleading the police. He got rid of his son’s phone and gave the police his own during the investigation. Stupid fucker was caught because he was overheard bragging about the deception.

On the one hand, I am never against more cats for any reason. On the other hand, definitely do keep sharing your crimes on social media, as it makes it marginally easier to catch and convict said crimes. I’m mostly here for that cat puking rainbows though. So cute.

The defense attorneys basically claimed that it was “consensual” sex involving violence and restraint. The increasingly common Ghomeshi defense, pretty much.

Yeah – another woman report Hendricks’ rape of her in 2006. She even underwent a rape kit, which is pretty taxing for the victim. They just didn’t bother to test the rape kit for almost ten years. Ten years Hendricks spent raping women.

Attorneys have the right to cross examine any witness testifying. That’s why you can’t just introduce depositions, affidavits, and the like. That does not give them the right to treat her the way they did. There are a multitude of other ways used to ensure she was able to testify, rather than this monstrosity of…

Holy hell this is disgusting. Jesus women can’t catch a break. If your abuser doesn’t traumatize you enough, the system is here to ensure the job is done.

It’s certainly possible, but that’s not remotely what he said, and he didn’t clarify it in any of his follow-up comments. Just kept blathering on about how the rest of his points were right, so that one didn’t count.

The follow-up was almost funnier than the original comment. He just couldn’t understand why displaying fundamental ignorance of the subject he was bloviating about might prompt multiple people to comment on that fact.

Someone on Gawker the other day quite passionately opined that the remake clearly sucked because the actors come from Saturday Night Live.

If a reboot was wanted, make it so these were the new generation of Ghostbusters, who were trained/mentored by the original cast. BOOM. There you go.

... why did Star Trek have to be remade? Why did Fright Night? Why would literally any massively popular and moderately original movie be remade? Because the movie business is, first and foremost, a business, and they want to make money.

I’d like to think that she’ll never know because the alternative is heart breaking. Imagine going to the gym to improve or challenge yourself and you get laughed at by a fucking Playmate. If she does find out and speaks up, I hope she gets a big payout and lots of internet love.

This was not a “mistake.” She deliberately engaged in this. It took multiple steps. Multiple indecent and cruel and deliberate actions.

The Rev. Robert Thompson praised Michaella for accepting the arrangement, later writing, “You did a great service for Chudi, because you gave him an opportunity to express his regret and to take responsibility for what he had done.”

How can they enforce a no contact order IF HE’S SEEING HER EVERY WEEK?

Because she has a vagina...duh. I mean, what if she damaged his future?

I’m sorry, what? Why in the ever loving hell would she be subject to a no contact order?!