The Juice is never taking over The Greek Freak, and you know it. That’s a silly thing to even suggest.

Neither of those things are wrong. People who say “an historic” should be waterboarded.

I love that you subtlety changed the way you spelled his last name throughout the post. Absolutely hilarious.

Right in the seam

I call mine Earvin.

Foolish mistake, really. I prefer to manage my Crohn’s disease by beating my wife and my boss only suspended me two days

I think it was all the 1/8ths that did him in...course he’s probly buyin by the QP

“Instead they suspend him for 5/8ths of a season”

as a crohnie, i’d like to say this makes me hate goodell more

“Clemson routed South Carolina 56-7 Saturday, cementing its spot in the ACC title game...”

“Pros and Cons” is what all publicly financed stadiums should be called.

Pro: The new stadium is a pretty awesome place to watch a game.

Alex: I like to show people my O face?

It just means you need to build more. If you don’t build enough, then rich people simply move into poorer areas and build what they want. You can’t stop them, you can only hope to contain them. For every new condo that a rich person buys and never visits, there is another somewhat rich person who moves up from an…

Density. Density is the only answer.

Won’t somebody please think of the homeowners?

The head of the Monstars was just elected president of the U.S.

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I find it legitimately fascinating that while quality of play is higher now than it’s been in nearly 20 years, and despite the amount of generational-type talent in the league right now, there still isn’t a single superstar in the league right now with enough cachet to warrant making another Space Jam.

I own my house(have since I was 24) and I wouldn’t give two shits if this guy lived next to me. It’s a clean, new, nice-looking trailer. If you think that’s an eye sore then it sounds like a you problem. I have a house next to me that’s been bank-owned and vacant for 7 years. It has a life size(I’m guessing) teddy…