Wasn’t that the one where Coates went after Obama and Chait basically agreed with Obama?

The best part is, they didn’t even win the world series. It was against the Mets.

Oh God, if they win, it’ll be a tsunami of shitty, half-assed, can’t-name-anyone-prior-to-2013-except-Sosa, polo shirtted, fake-martyr-complexing coming out of the woodwork that will make 2004 Boston feel restrained.

So when y’all wrote that, was there some fake north country you had to subtweet or something?

Hey man, we’ve won the division twice more than anyone else this century....

Well in that case, wouldn’t it be the organ lady’s fault?

*Googles 2004 music hits*

If it makes you feel better, you’d be saving the Midwest from experiencing Cubs fans instantly passing Red Sox/Cardinals fans as the worst in baseball.

Yeah, in September/October he hit .287/.351/.653 and had 11.2 AB/HR, which, while a small sample size, is nuts.

Thanks, Obama.

Which is funny because that song describes how America often treats much of the black community.

“Our fan base consists of old closet anti-Semites and single mothers who take blurred selfies with Vikings gear on.”

Still will never beat out the Jarred Allen 69 jerseys.

That person would have put in the extra effort because that’s the first year Afton wasn’t in Bachman’s district any more.

Don’t you have some real science to do, Mr. Tyson?

Why does your school hate football?

It reminds me of a time before kinja got too thug.

Yeah, I’d say it’s closer to reasonable expectations to fight for the Europa spot, occasionally make a run for the CL.