The Wildcats

This book led me to tuck my undershirt into my underwear. Changed my life a far sight more than any late-night Dostoevsky revelation.

5) Dinosaurs eat man
6) Woman inherits the Earth

Shoulda been the Bunks. Uniforms: strictly suit and tie mothafuckas.

You mean like the Vikings, who for instance had roughly median attendance when they sucked during the last few years of the worst stadium in football? Or the Wild, who mostly sold out even when they sucked balls before 2012? Maybe you mean the Twins, who have been in the top half of attendance %age since 2009, despite…

Not making out into League Two can lead to a... cruel summer.

You dumb bastard. It’s not a sailboat, it’s a schooner.

I hope they put up an anti-pope, that’d be fun.

Well the alternative is arbitrarily picking someone just below that, like I did with Everton and wondering why you willingly subjected yourself such an experience when the teams you rooted for your entire life are more than capable of regularly kicking you in the balls.