Peyton hugging Papa John first. That’s what sports is really all about.

I thought blankets killed the indians?

The Islanders literally had a player at that time named... Rich Pilon.

Booty butt cheeks! Booty butt cheeks! Buh buh buh buh buh buh buh booty butt cheeks!

I only got the headline of that orange juice article because paygates, but I imagine it goes something like “orange juice industry is falling, millenials don’t drink enough, how can we make them drink more”, right?

* The New New Republic “Minutes” writers: Clio Chang, Alex Shephard, Sarah Jones etc. They’re young, they’re spicy, they’re shit-talking liberals with actual power for doing leftism wrong (again)! It’s like the old New Republic schtick never left!

But the Tennessee State player reached for his waistband and Allen was scared for his life. Justified. Review by Duke’s head of officiating confirms. Foul.

Heady play. Just a smart, heady play. Great basketball IQ on this kid. Really terrific.

They’re yet another sign of Russia’s infiltration and perversion of American values.

If you substitute the number on Andrew Bogut’s jersey for an imaginary picture of a naked child, it makes Andrew Bogut look like a huge pedophile for wearing that awful jersey around. Disgusting.

I have an 8 year old that I routinely lock out of the router so she can’t watch shit-ass YouTube videos on her laptop.

“I can’t get to the Internet!”
“Yeah, I locked you out for being a dick.”
“Dad-DEEEE!”
“Eat shit, pumpkin. This is a House of Laws.”

If you look closely, none of those shots went in

Dropping 60 points is great, but the real story here is that Draymond Green went 48 minutes without kneeing an opposing player in the balls.

Dude... Reggie Roby.

A guy named Mike who wants to “nuke the gays” will temporarily fill in while the head man is out of commission. Thank goodness this is only football and not any sort of consequential situation.

You can’t fault him on Melo’s shot. Wiggins did exactly what he was supposed to do. He kept Melo outside and then contested the shot. Wiggins made the shot more difficult. Melo just made it.

who are you...the mayor of Detroit trying to angle in on all future game 7's? I am on to you!

True, but what better way for a budding objectivist to prove to all of the liberals he sees on campus that actually they are the ones with true privilege, since they’re smart enough to have gotten into college. Ipso facto, racism is not real. 

The ability of people like this to question everything, except whether they should be people like this, is always fascinating.

Sam stood out from the start. “Born on third base,” as he says, not because his family had money but because he considers intellect, not class, to be the new driver in society.