Ahh, an aging queen. This whole diatribe makes so much more sense now.

Because they say funny things, they do funny things, and surprisingly once they are old enough to do things, the things they want to do are generally pretty fun - depending on what you personally like to do of course.

So you’re raising them to be Bills’ fans...

I look forward to reading his upcoming Deadspin articles.

1.) Woman

I’m trying to figure out the logical end of this thought that isn’t “it’s okay to withhold the rights of a person in hijab if it’s by another person in hijab.”

The part of David Ortiz will be played by Emma Stone, with the part of Curt Schilling being played by a partially microwaved Teddy Ruxpin doll with a tape of Alex Jones greatest hits inside.

Probably because he absolutely knows it’s best for the country, including all those that voted for him. And he’s a decent person.

This may be the most rational thing I’ve ever heard from a Pats fan.

If Dallas didn’t want any action, why were they dressed to play ball?

Dear Stan,

Thanks for validating my point by not understanding what I wrote. He wouldn’t have to convince me of the merits of modern socialism. He’d have to convince a bunch of people who just voted for an orange, fake “billionaire”, reality TV star conman. If you think that kind of medium-high level discourse has any impact in…

I’m fine with Weekend at Bernie’s-ing RBG for the next four years if something terrible were to happen.

Fuck the Democratic Party for not actually developing a bench. We were choosing between a flawed candidate (at least in terms of public perception — which is all that matters) and a 75 year old guy who mostly identified as socialist.

Why don’t you just stop talking for a while champ?

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No matter what you believe, this is nonsense.

But most of all, fuck people who think like that.

60 million racists.