Is this the dumbest Kinja ever? I’m asking because I don’t know.

My immediate reaction: NO. Boston doesn’t get to have another insanely talented person to help them win another 3 or 4 titles. They have had enough. Bill Simmons has had a great run. They can fuck off for a while.

Warrirors Come Out, Can’t Play

Did you know that’s the first time an NBA team has blown a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals basketball game series?

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

“We’ve had slaves since the very beginning. Why is this suddenly an issue?”

Just because something originated a long time ago doesn’t make it right.

The world doesn’t only exist under your gaze, SalMandini. This is not “suddenly” an issue.

Straight kicks, homie.

Doing the best I can, all while eating dry white toast and drinking room temperature tap water.

Except it’s the marginal benefit of a player that matters when drafting players. A top kicker isn’t that drastically more important than an average kicker while a top qb is a worlds difference from a medium qb.

Glitter, glisten, gloss, floss
I kick a ball further than Randy Moss

I’d much rather watch a game where a penalty is called for pretending to shoot a bow and arrow.

Hot take: the NFL shouldn’t punish anyone for anything that happens off the field with on the field consequences. We’ve seen the wildly inconsistent and extra judicial enforcement already and it invites comparisons with on the field issues. Tom Brady didn’t beat anyone, and actually cheated at the game* and he…

I wish I knew fewer people who fit this very evocative description

Well folks, it finally happened. The NRA warned us all but I didn’t believe them. Last night as I was watching the debate there was a knock on my door. This startled me since I didn’t buzz anyone up. Maybe it was a neighbor who needed something? I ask who is it as I check the peephole and it was President Obama! At…

No, he’s a doofus. But he’s not a moron.

It’s amazing how ridiculously unaware people are to the open mockery of Native Americans. My son is a Cub Scout, and we just did a family camping trip. One of the dads, an Irish Catholic originally from New England, wore a Native American headdress the entire weekend. My wife is half Cherokee, and while generally very…

Missing between two and six weeks on a failed sack attempt? nothing he hasn’t been through before.

The outlook is really good. 99% of guys who’ve had this surgery understand the meaning of the word “No.”