I got a large pizza for $3.14 today. Mike Pence can go fuck himself.

Good. He’s a sanctimonious douchebag.

I get a twitch in my eye and have a mini stroke every time I see a picture of a water level from any of the 3D mario games. Thanks a lot.

She still dropped down a couple hundred feet though... I mean, I get why they didn’t have her actually jump, but it was still impressive.

Holy shit... I was skeptical until that video of them dancing. She does NOT want to be that close to him. She looks repulsed.

Exactly. I have a two year old and both my consoles and controllers are within full reach of her pretty much all day long. But she fucking knows not to get near them. The only casualty I’ve had was a disk box. Game was still intact.

I have a two year old, and somehow all my Xbox One and my PS4, as well as a turtle beach headset have survived the entire time while being in full reach of my child at all times. I try to be vigilant, but I know there’s a chance that one day I’ll see some shit like this.

No. Just.... No.

All the footage of the game that I’ve seen looked very “meh”, anyway... It’s probably better someone had the guts to pull the plug on it now instead of releasing the steaming pile later anyway.

“I think Hilary Clinton is a criminal. I believe the Podesta sex ring to be a fact.”

The guy is a piece of shit... no doubt, and deserves punishment, but holy shit, 2 years hard time for this shit? Maybe I’m crazy but that’s too fucking harsh for something like that.

Awesome list... but this one is my favorite. It’s from Fearless, an underrated Jet Li flick... This sword fight is so badass... and, though I know it’s choreographed, of course, because it’s a movie, unlike most other movie sword fights, especially of this length, it really looks visceral, like they’re not just…

Yes. You can get texts on an iPad.

You ever dealt with parking on a major university campus? It’s a fucking scam. Most of these places issue more parking passes than there are spaces on the campus, just so students can’t help but get tickets. The attendant was just doing her job, but I absolutely understand his frustration.

You can still get Christmas skins. It goes until January 2nd.

He absolutely deserved that taunting penalty. They’re gonna call that every single time. This should have been offsetting.

I was absolutely 100% fooled that Tarkin was CGI. I left the theater thinking “Damn, they got someone that looked exactly like Peter Cushing”... When he first showed up, I even questioned wether or not Peter Cushing was still alive for about a minute... It was damn good CGI. But I had no idea he was CGI going in, so I…

By making it more subtle, I think the “girl power” message holds even more weight. When you’re not so on the nose with it, the message is more meaningful. Like, Jyn’s character is awesome not because she’s a girl, but just because she’s awesome, and it’s cool that an awesome character happens to BE a girl. That’s the…

Maybe it was because I went media dark on the movie and had no idea that Tarkin was going to be Peter Cushing CGI... but I was absolutely 100% fooled that they got someone that either looked exactly like him, or got some really good makeup on someone else. Hell, for about 2 minutes when he first showed up I started…

So speaking out against white supremacy gets a boycott from Trumptards. Sounds about right.