They fugu over but carping about it won’t help. Eel just have mullet it over for a while and go somewhere betta.

You resisted saying Britain will be cremed by Breggsit? What kind of journalist are you?

I have hotmail email so I use Edge for that as it seems to work better than in Chrome for some reason. I have had hotmail since it was owned by the Indians who made it. For everything and anything else I use Chrome.

Obviously it should be Cultured Animal Tissue meat - C.A.T. meat.

If you meant “people aren’t allowed to do illegal stuff because the nice police people will stop them” why didn’t you say that? The reality is that many people are allowed to do illegal and immoral stuff. Obviously they should be discouraged from it and given punishments for it. You can’t actually stop them, though.

Not allowed by whom, exactly? Will the police arrest you for “weaponizing your sadness”?

He or she might understand but would certainly be saddened and feel isolated. Why are such people so rare? As rare as a cook who does not want to feed everybody with their loving creations?

I invited you to imagine, so however you prefer them.

If Coach Smith had wanted to be buried it would have been mentioned in his personnel file.

Imagine being a vegan, brown, queer cop trying to improve the system from inside. Not being able to buy a snack when you you really need one because someone only sees the badge and the vile, horrific history behind that badge but doesn’t see the person.

Hophead has three meanings already, as evidenced in the OED:

Almost as if someone does not believe in the possibility of Star Trek’s post-scarcity economy where people just do what they love doing and don’t trade hours of misery for tokens that allow them to survive another day.

No, Cos you’re wrong. Iceberg can romaine on the shelf. LOL(lo).

Who are the two arseholes on either side of him?

It had to be the Welsh Guards, the Welsh have soul.

“The local health authorities warned me against eating in this establishment but I found the food had a surprising amount of unidentifiable umami flavours I had never encountered before.”

Iy was painted in 2011, previously it was just bare wood.

Just because we have a Vimto monument doesn’t mean we all drink it. Half fizzy water/half apple juice was my tipple at that time, I think.

There used to be a veggi diner in Manchester that did mushy pea samosas. I had them as starter, main and dessert.