I think there can be general agreement that Asian people who are not Japanese or overenthusiastic anime fans are not running around christening things “kawaii”

The only Starman I’ll acknowledge:

It all depends on your frame of reference. Every car on Earth is racking up 1.6 million miles every day as if you use the sun as reference. If you measure based on the galactic central point, it’s more like 12 million miles a day.

My point was Acme Health & Fitness may have attracted less attention from authorities. Weak humor stab.

Yes, this.  This drive to be the most outraged about things to the detriment of thinking critically and lashing out at people who are trying to do just that is getting so tired.

They’re not being charged for the same reason some dude can’t pay a dominatrix to kick him in the nuts then turn around and call the cops for assault. He willingly paid to get fucked up, which isn’t a crime (or is only by letter of the law, common sense wouldn’t see a DA pursue it) but him lying about it is the crime.

If the brothers did stage the attack, no crime was committed because there was no actual attack. They were paid to do something, and they did it. The actual crime was reporting it to the police, which they had no part of.

*hits you with a carrot*

This is what I get for trying to be nice, and I deserve it.

Except that’s never been true.

Also remember that the one person, the only person, Jesus personally assured a place in heaven was a thief.

I love how people proclaim their love of Jesus after doing horrifying non-Jesus-like things. He isn’t “highlighting” Jesus Christ. He’s highlighting the fact that he just metaphorically spit in Jesus Christ’s face. 

“Heaven and Hell are a fantasy created out of necessity because 2,000 years ago, common people couldn’t be trusted to act nicely to each other without a carrot and a stick, and they only still exist because people haven’t gotten any better.”

“When the trumpets sounded, the army shouted, and at the sound of the trumpet, when the men gave a loud shout, the wall collapsed; so everyone charged straight in, and they took the city. They devoted the city to the Lord and destroyed with the sword every living thing in it—men and women, young and old, cattle, sheep…

Heaven isn’t real. Let that sink in.

You can stand me up at the gates of Hell, but I won’t back down.

And let’s just review that admission policy…

I’m pretty sure he didn’t take any words of Jesus into account on this. Jesus was pretty plain about being terrible to immigrants was a one way ticket to eternal damnation.

There is nothing Christian about this message.